Don't you Dare F$#& with me on this RSVP Thing!

We stumbled across this guy's rant when we were reading about wedding RSVP etiquette and it made us chuckle. We managed to get a grip on our RSVP situation after just a few emails and a phone calls to friends and family...NOTHING like what this guy went through.
Here are some few choice excerpts from his rant...

"This isn't a difficult concept. Either you'll be there or you won't. If you say you're going to be there, be a person of your word and be there. If you don't say you're going to be there (or if you say you're not going to be there), don't show up and wonder why you used to be my best friend but now I won't speak to you again for the rest of your life...

So here are the rules. They are very simple:
-If you don't send in the RSVP card, don't show up to the wedding.
-If you send in the RSVP card and say you're not going to be there, don't show up to the wedding.
-If you send in the RSVP card and say you're going to be there and then you don't show up, I will hunt you down.

....don't you dare f$*k with me on this RSVP thing. This is the one thing I'm going to be a stickler on."

What's the word for a groom gone mad? Groomzilla??

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